Category: Joke Board
One night, after a couple had retired for the night,
the woman became aware that her husband was
touching her in a most unusual manner.
He started by running his hand across her shoulders
and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her
breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he
proceeded to run his hand gently down her side,
sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down
the other side to a point below her waist.
He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one
side and then the other. His hand ran further down
the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then
started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and
then returned to do the same to her right thigh.
By this time the woman was becoming aroused and
she squirmed a little to better position herself. The
man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of
the bed.
"Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered.
He whispered back, "I found the remote!"
if I ever date a guy that says that, well then lets just say he'll be sleeping on the couch that night lol.
lol same here, I swear, someone's posted this joke already, but that's okay.